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themaddattack asked: Glad I nailed the tattoo. Thigh piece of the century. Also, when I was watching the mermaid conspiracy thing on Animal Planet, it was talking about how humans have certain traits that are evidence of our aquatic ancestry. One of the traits was that we shed our hair to create less drag in water. Then I thought, even more proof that Ashlyn is a Mermaid.

You’re so right; I shed like nobody’s business. The universe is in order.

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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

oh boy, this is actually really true. they wouldn’t even make it out of the state.

Refer to Tallahassee, Zombieland.

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amandaonwriting: Esther Freud - On Writing 1. Cut out the metaphors and similes. In my first book I promised myself I wouldn’t use any and I slipped up ­during a sunset in chapter 11. I still blush when I come across it. 2. A story needs rhythm. Read it aloud to yourself. If it doesn’t spin a bit of magic, it’s missing something. 3. Editing is everything. Cut until you can cut no more. What is left often springs into life. 4. Find your best time of the day for writing and write. Don’t let anything else interfere. Afterwards it won’t matter to you that the kitchen is a mess. 5. Don’t wait for inspiration. Discipline is the key. 6. Trust your reader. Not everything needs to be explained. If you really know something, and breathe life into it, they’ll know it too. 7. Never forget, even your own rules are there to be broken. Esther Freud was named as one of the 20 ‘Best of Young British Novelists’ by Granta magazine. She is also the co-founder of the women’s theatre company Norfolk Broads. This advice first appeared in The Guardian

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Esther Freud - On Writing

1. Cut out the metaphors and similes. In my first book I promised myself I wouldn’t use any and I slipped up ­during a sunset in chapter 11. I still blush when I come across it.

2. A story needs rhythm. Read it aloud to yourself. If it doesn’t spin a bit of magic, it’s missing something.

3. Editing is everything. Cut until you can cut no more. What is left often springs into life.

4. Find your best time of the day for writing and write. Don’t let anything else interfere. Afterwards it won’t matter to you that the kitchen is a mess.

5. Don’t wait for inspiration. Discipline is the key.

6. Trust your reader. Not everything needs to be explained. If you really know something, and breathe life into it, they’ll know it too.

7. Never forget, even your own rules are there to be broken.

Esther Freud was named as one of the 20 ‘Best of Young British Novelists’ by Granta magazine. She is also the co-founder of the women’s theatre company Norfolk Broads.

This advice first appeared in The Guardian

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